Wednesday, 30 October 2013

My Tummy Hurts: A Memoir

Sad boy. Sad girl.Depression is a big old blah. But at least I've got the copy and paste button to keep me warm at night.  



unknown, Tomi Ungerer, Walter Van Beirendonck

Friday, 25 October 2013

Working Class Oxbridge Professor is an Oxymoron

                                                        
                             So, I matriculated last week.



(And looked like a second rate Lydia Deetz whilst doing so.)


Which means I'm officially a real life Oxford student.

Whoa.

And as I sat in the Sheldonian theatre and freaked out that the only latin I knew was carpe diem. (And the only reason I knew that was cos the boys in the bristol club scene with polo shirts and number 1 shaves had it tattooed on their chests) I kinda had a holy shit 'is this real life?' moment. I was the special needs kid born from baby mama and brown daddy, welfare princess who got predicted shitty grades from their shut down school cos they based it on your family income. And now I'm somewhere pretty and old and I'm expected to be smart and kno Latin. Like how did I get here?!

In this old skool (like literally old skool!) model of education, where teenage boys where cravats unironically, class divides are sharper. I feel more like a little dark chav girl than ever, yet I refuse to play the working class card. 

Not because I think I'm fancy now or anything. Or that I've forgotten where I 'came' from. If anything I carry these stories closer than ever. And just cos I've read a bit of Kant doesn't change the fact I cleaned toilets for money as a teenager. 

No it's not that.

I just find the spectacle of the privileged academic clinging to an unrealistic portrait of working class identity repulsive. 

This issue is primarily a white, British thing, and hey, I'm half white (or white assimilated at least) so I think I have an alright idea of how this stuff plays out. 

In academia, literature, art and journalism the ghost of a working class background is used as a defensive shield against any legitimate criticism against that person's work or personal belief. 

In mockney posturing some of the most privileged figures in the creative industry, cishet white people with steady incomes, nice homes and broadsheet columns, can claim fantasy working class oppression (my great uncle worked in a mine!! Yeah but YOU don't) as a way to deny the very real oppression of people of color and trans people. This is a bizarre fantasy world where writing a thesis on Marx is the exact same thing as blue collar labour. 

I think of Julie Burchill's knee jerk reaction against the critcisms of transmisogyny levelled at Suzanne Moore. 'But i is werking class yess?!'

 1. Um I'm pretty sure you're working class ship sailed a while back.

And 2. Plot spoiler: Having working class 'heritage' isn't some kinda halo, granting you immunity from the repercussions of your actions.  

Or that New Statesman piece defending Caitlin Moran (a privileged white woman who came from a working class background) who was facing a great amount of criticism at the time for her declaration that she "literally could not give a shit" about the representation of people of color in Girls. 

And their argument? That "working class women are rarer than hen’s teeth in almost all sections of the media." Sure I get that, I agree with that,  but that doesn't excuse racism. Nothing excuses racism.  

Earning a good living working as a journalist in London is not an accurate reflection of the lives of working class women, in 21st century Britain. To claim that it is is an insult to every single mother working three jobs to put food on the table.

For we are privileged people who came from nothing. That is not an oxymoron. I am proud of my heritage, my family, my ancestry. The stories of my Great Grandad working as rat catcher on the South London docks, where kids stole coconuts from the ships and he swears he saw a rat as big as a dog once. And the biscuit factory, Peake Freans, at the end of Banyard Road (I think it was Banyard Road?) where all my family worked. My Great Aunt still won't eat custard creams says it feels too much like hard work! Or the silly anecdotes my Mum told me about when I was little and the Vet wanted her to spend half her week's benefits on medicine for my hamster. 

We should celebrate our histories. But instead of using it as a narcissistic veil to hide out new found advantages in the world we should be using it to help people, to widen accessibility into the creative industries. Just because by some fluke we 'made' it doesn't mean that people ten times as talented as us will. 

I was lucky enough to grow up before all these budget cuts, before the rise in tuition fees, when EMA didn't live in history books. The world has not been so kind to the comprehensive kids filling out their UCAS forms right now. Success as a young  working class person has never been easy, but now it's damn near impossible. We must abandon our defensive faux-working class rhetoric, and acknowledge our heritage and our privilege so we can actively work together to help the next generation of creatives achieve the success they so rightly deserve. 


Thursday, 24 October 2013

picz plz pretty plz

welp.

hi.

i am sick

[Dickensian orphan voice]

 so very, VERY sick

 *blows snot bubble*

 so today i was a slug


slug face, oh slug face

and sick lends itself so quickly to sad

but sad is stupid

(i am stupid)

and what makes happy?

Foto dumpz of course!

I don't know why arranging photos on this blog is so cathartic. But it's the only medicine I'm willing to swallow. (Actually no that's a lie but w/ever)

I could say something real deep about how my prof pics aren't cute enough cos I'm a dysphoric trans* bb. So I copy paste the good shit in here. But I'm a slug whose spells wurd with a 'u'and I can't string those ideas together (not tonight) to pull ol' time Ovid style alchemy on my (tr)angst.

But enough of this idle chit chat.

Picz plz. 





Herbert Bayer. Humanly impossible. 1932: A self portrait, Time, Daehyun Kim, Gottlieb Schick

Also I am aware that this blog has been tumble weeding this month but all my inductions and introductions and freshers stuff is gone now so I actually have a life again. Yay.

But srsly, I hope you are good, I hope you are happy and whole.

Love always,

Bethany

Tuesday, 15 October 2013

“I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.”

Oh hey.

Long time no speak.

(Blame Freshers)


Pro tip: organising multi coloured elastic bands into delicate patterns, laying them out in made up languages with fancy calligraphy, breaking them up in lil pieces, tender, like you're giving bread to ducks? Yeah, great way to manage anxiety. Panic attackz n stuff. Well not great. But it's something. And that's something.


Dysphoria gets too much air time on this blog, like I'm product placing it or something. But no commission  Well that sucks. This is not a pipe. This is not a man. Hey that's kinda clever. Gotta use it for something more, more than this shitty photo. I never said I was a photographer. Or a man. Huh? Wut u say. Throw me a bone here. 

Wurds fail me but there's always pictures. Not mine. Other ppls. And that's cool. My mouth is an empty dictionary but pictures puff my cheeks up like a hamster. Which would be a good metaphor if it wasn't such a terrible one. 

Shuddup ya face. Less wurds more pictures. Sounds like a plan Batman. 










Nicolas Poussin (1594-1665), The Massacre of the Innocents (Detail), Oil on canvas, 1628-29, Louise Bourgeois I Had a Flashback of Something that Never Existed, no. 28 of 34, from the fabric illustrated book, Ode à l’oubli. 2002, The Man RepellerDon Nace